Monday, March 9, 2009

Can Bourdain Ever Love Rachel Ray?

Pretty good Bourdain blog today. I definitely know the feeling of the coming and going lifestyle from work and travelling. It is a constant feeling of unsettled motion. You're never quite leaving, but you're never gone quite enough. Funny little end segment from Tony himself:

"This development ...following hot on the heels of Rachael saying nice things about me on Nightline has caused me no small amount of confusion, panic, and misery. I don't know whether to go out and shoot a puppy-or send Rachael a fruit basket. It just does me no good at all to think of Rachael as a Dolls fan. It's really only a matter of time now until my daughter looks up from her grilled cheese and says "Yummo!!"

Only repeated viewings of Sandra Lee on YouTube slathering canned frosting on her "Kwaanza Cake" with an insane glint in her eye (a piece of video every American should see as a cautionary exercise-like a particularly gruesome highway safety film) can make me feel like I'm playing for the right team."

Always nice to know that Sandra Lee can still always fill the gaps as the equivalent of ketchup on ribeye in the culinary world. Hope nobody tells her to read this, it might destroy her show.

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