Anyways, I thought I would post some of the funnier, intriguing and random things that have come on my twitter page throughout the week for everyone to enjoy. You get an idea of those I like to hear from by just seeing who I follow. It's all pretty fun to get this smorgasbord of randomness. Here is a twitter summary:
woot ALERT UPDATE: Our employee's missing daughter was found on Saturday! (Thanks for all the retweets, everyone.) http://woot.com/2r1.r8:53 AM Mar 16th from web.
Twitter: now officially saving the world, one lost kid at a time.
dcpattersonfrom pr flak: sf is "epicenter of culinary innovation". the line between hyperbole and outright lying has officially been obliterated.9:34 AM Mar 16th from web
Nice to know Daniel Patterson likes to make his opinion and point about cuisine in SF bluntly.
chezpimLearn how to run a successful food blog from someone who's never had one. Only for $795 at the ICC http://bit.ly/iEDUl10:33 AM Mar 16th from TweetDeck
Dammit, now I know where I should have spent that $800 on instead of strippers and booze. I do have a loyal following of about 4 people now, so in my eyes, that's Obama-riffic success there.
alexstupaktexture defines a dish just as much as flavor3:03 PM Mar 16th from web
I respectfully disagree, bacon is good in all forms and textures.
JimmyTrainaI'm watching Rays-Pirates on MLB Network. That's how desperate I am for baseball to start.3:42 PM Mar 16th from web
That's not quite depressingly pathetic, that's just pathetic.
offalchrisOffalgood just got attacked by a virus sent by "go vegan" and "disease food" they sent over 200 emails at the same time.4:10 PM Mar 16th from TwitterFon
Damn you PETA, damn you. I'm tired of their intellectual philosophical terrorism.
futhman@Cberndtson death and Texas are inevitable.8:12 PM Mar 16th from Tweetie in reply to Cberndtson
True, but which ones comes first? You tell me.
linecook 353 covers. Monday is the new Thursday.12:40 AM Mar 17th from twitterrific
Man, that's like a butt plug administered 7 nights a week. I know how it feels. Not the butt plug.
rainnwilsonHaving 200k followers is such a serious and overwhelming responsibility. Boobs. Penis. Poo-balls!5:49 AM Mar 17th from Tweetie
rainnwilsonBecause, as many a wise leader has stated, with great power comes great nipple-pee. Scrotum head. Uterine puppet show!! ;alidjsfl;kjsdnv@#6:08 AM Mar 17th from web
A comedic mastermind at work everyone. Observe and learn.
AmandaGoldPicked up Irish soda bread, corned beef and cabbage for lunch. #When in Rome8:57 AM Mar 17th from web
Happy St. Patty's Day. It's German for a Whale's Vagina Day.
melsdingoWhipped lardo.......mmmmmmm http://twitpic.com/26slb 10:08 AM Mar 17th from Tweetie
Oh, the places you can rub it on.
nytimesdiningWell: What's Your Cooking Personality? http://tinyurl.com/cod7jv10:25 AM Mar 17th from web
Self depracating, Mr. Freud.
ChicharronesChicharrones were described as "angel farts" on facebook, that's awesome. http://twitpic.com/26yr912:38 PM Mar 17th from twitterrific
Facebook is really where all the creepies crawl out.
oliviamunnrunning through japan as wonder woman really unnerves people.5:09 PM Mar 17th from web
Olivia running unnerves me in all the right ways.
gailsimmonsScarpetta's Banana Budino makes me happy. I have been here since 6Pm and it is packed!
Anything with Gail and Banana is fine by me. It's two-fer Tuesdays on the underrated-hot-women-that-I-love tweets. Giggity giggity. If only Tina Fey tweeted more.
dcpattersontoday at hodo soy i thought one of their signs said "satan" instead of "satay". "satan's soy noodles". my kind of product.9:23 PM Mar 17th from web
Not sure if I'd eat that.
davidlebovitzWalking to the butter store for exercise is self-cancelling, I suppose.12:58 AM Mar 18th from twitterrific
Keep telling yourself that.
Chicharrones@linecook great blog, Eddie is the man6:24 AM Mar 18th from web in reply to linecook
linecook@Chicharrones It's true, he is the man. Do you know him personally?10:30 AM Mar 18th from TweetDeck in reply to Chicharrones
Damn, skippy, part deux.
hotfoodporn@linecook @Chicharrones we're good friends. Thanks. Not to make it a twitter lovefest, but you guys rock too.11:37 AM Mar 18th from web in reply to linecook
We enjoy random acts of self felatio among chefs.
linecook@hotfoodporn well thank you!11:44 AM Mar 18th from TweetDeck in reply to hotfoodporn
Linecook is really the man though.
Chicharrones@hotfoodporn @linecook, what evs, twitter lovefest is hot!1:06 PM Mar 18th from web in reply to hotfoodporn
This is too much, my head is swelling and blowing up.
LATimesfoodReading about exploding olives: http://tinyurl.com/dzuvux10:33 AM Mar 18th from web
Speaking of exploding, exploding food is sweet.
Star_ChefsWhat's your take on the NYT article about the lack of culinary jobs? http://bit.ly/BIsYz11:39 AM Mar 18th from web
I think some people who run restaurants are idiots and they need to start paying cooks in erotic services.
Star_Chefs@hotfoodporn You're right, it is tough to get by on cook's wage in a city. What're your thoughts on a more pragmatic salary system?1:11 PM Mar 18th from web in reply to hotfoodporn
Dammit, what about gift cards for erotic services?
GachatzSwallow magazine. Have you seen this? Interesting writing.2:34 PM Mar 18th from twitterrific
Not everyday I pick up a magazine called Swallow. Only every other day. If the great Grantz Achatz digs it, then I dig it. I will gladly look to Swallow.
dcpatterson@linecook mr to m="You'll probably fuck it up, so please err on high side." you can look it up on Iphone Customer Translator App.9:45 PM Mar 18th from web in reply to linecook
dcpatterson@linecook and btw, when did precision in the kitchen become optional? or pejorative?9:50 PM Mar 18th from web in reply to linecook
Do not incur the wrath of this great man, he may destroy you with his "Satan's Soy Noodles."
Continued On Part II...