Monday, May 4, 2009

Gratuitous Megan Fox Burger Eating Video

I'm not really saying that Padma's burger commercial wasn't fantastic, but this video (at around 1:40 mark) is how you make a gratuitously hot burger eating video. If I wasn't already an Exquire subscriber, I'd think about being one now. That, my friend, is how you put asses in the seats. Of course, the other additional 3:00 minutes of watching Megan Fox roll around in a bikini really doesn't hurt her chances of making this quite possibly the BEST Food Porn video I've ever seen. I mean, it's bloody crunch time and you need to do the little things to set yourself apart from the rest. She's drinking beer and grilling her own burger for god's sake - in a skin tight dress! Someone on FoodTV needs to give her a multi million dollar contract soon. At the very least, she's probably going to be as good as Sandra Lee and home girl Rachael Ray.

The Bar has been set. I can't watch this video anymore, it's starting to rot my brain.

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