Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Porkapalooza @ Bloodhound - Event Recap 6/17

The fun series of team 4505 Meats and Fatted Calf pork parties continued last night as Ryan and Taylor broke down a couple of pigs and bbq-ed all that good action. I, myself was working the corn dogs, bbq sliders and slicing cooked pig meat off the grill for hog tacos. This glorious night also marks the first night that I went sans Canon camera and took all the pics with my Palm Pre. I have been mucho impressed with the phone so far and the camera pics are actually pretty damn good. So I'm giving Palm a two enthusiastic thumbs up and the iPhone an enthusiastic two middle fingers up as well. As you may have realized from my pictures, I have no intentions of buying a nice camera and being a photograph expert. Raw, fast and furious action is what this dude is about.

The highlight of the night for myself was probably when I decided to ask two girls to feed each other slices of primo pork belly right off the knife. At first I couldn't figure out how they could work for the good stuff and have the unfair advantage of leaping in front of the massive crowd of animals waiting by the taco table for meat. Then I figured, "what is better than two girls feeding each other meat?" Nothing really... except... oh wait, two sets of different girls feeding each other meat. Score.

Onto the pics:

Dogs on sticks

In this corner... Ryan's butchering setup

In this corner, Taylor's butchering setup

Yea, In Your FACE action, bitches.

Someone spent 4 hours cutting this meat. He is my hero.

Josh is back on the grill action - handling wieners. He's taken, ladies.

Did you forget this site was called Hot Food Porn? Hope not.

Important rule: you should try to fry everything at least once.

"cows the size of schnauzer's, but their cattle...yippe aye yay..." sliders

Some people like corn, some people like corning,
but most people likes corn dogs.
Except for the lost souls who asked about tofu dogs, they're now in hell.

Doggie Style

Two Chicks One Pig - Part 1

Money pork belly cuts sitting right there.

Two Chicks One Pig - Part 2
This is so hot...

Yeah, bite that action.

Hot Food Porn, officially going into pork smut.

Medieval meat piling, my favorite sport.


  1. AnonymousJune 18, 2009

    some people like corn holes ..

  2. AnonymousJune 18, 2009

    i enjoyed the pork product a lot, thanks for your part. i left early (about 830p), did you serve any feet, hock, or face? if i were to attend another pig roast, is there a way to secure any of that stuff?

    here's my report that i posted to a blog no one reads:

    - tyler

  3. AnonymousJuly 04, 2009

    nice recap... my favorite part is the tribute to the tiny cowboys and their cows the size of schnauzers