You tell your friends about the whole ordeal, but you’re glad you did something before people got sick. You badmouth the place, but since you hate the assholes at Yelp, you don’t post it, but you figure a friends and family boycott is enough. You tell a hot girl that story and she appreciates your maturity and thinks you are so sexy for doing the right thing. That and your coworker writes a funny blog about it. WIN.