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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Story of the Week... "America Dies on Dunkin'"
I have to tell you the new "in" thing to do is totally martyrdom (job-wise) over food. If you haven;t read the story yet, read it here. Apparently a Florida doctor working for the county decided to put up a sign that said "America Dies On Dunkin," which is absolutely hilarious by the way, and got shitcanned for it. But the best part of the story isn't just that, there's more. Here is part of the story:
Now Dr. Newsom is no idiot and clearly with his sense of humor, he's probably a guy I could hang out with late at night and drink a few soy lattes or wheatgrass shots with. I mean, personally I understand the issues of overeating bad shit for you like KFC and Dunkies. It really basically comes down to the lifetime ability of mind over matter. If you can't control that on a daily basis then you're likely 300 lbs and en route to wearing moomoo dresses for a living. It should not however stop anyone from wanting to eat a Dunkies French Crueller or Lemon Powdered or even some good ole KFC mutant original recipe. Because honestly, that shit just tastes good. Sometimes, you just need to buckle down and say, this is bad, but damn its good.
Here is an analogy for those that do not quite get it. If someone offered me a Ferrari for a day and I didn't speed the hell out of it, that would be pointless and wrong. Sure, speeding is dangerous and douchey, but its a goddamn Ferrari. If a cop pulls me over in it, my only defense would be, "shit, I was speeding, but have you ever driven one because if you did, you'd want to be speeding too." So if any of you readers catch me at a KFC, all I'm going to say to you is "have you tasted the third drumstick on this chicken, it's fucking delicious."
Well aside from all that goodness, this doctor scores more Hot Food Porn brownie points. Right here:
Not only did this man defy everyone, he had the balls to tie up their hands again by reapplying for his job, which in turn makes the entire Florida Health Department and their spokeswoman look like an idiot. He is a man playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers.
Dr. Newsom, you are a Hot Food Porn Hero.